ATTENTION HOGS FANS!

Remember it? The hiring of your basketball coach at Arkansas was a train wreck. You are telling me that your school offered a job to a guy who lives in Omaha and he left you at the altar -- after saying "Yes" -- to stay in Omaha? So then they get Pelphrey ... yeah, he did a nice little turn around job at South Alabama. But he's really most famous for not even contesting Christian Laettner's winning shot in "The Greatest Game Ever Played in College Basketball History".

I think we all know that this isn't going to go well. I actually like Pelphrey and have a Kentucky connection that makes me understand that the 1992 Kentucky team was one of the most inspiring teams in a long time (short on talent, long on heart). But getting Arkansas out of the shadow of Nolan Richardson is probably more than a country kid from rural Kentucky can pull off. After all, in the 21st century what coach would not proactively register his own "FireMe.com" website name?

So, I am honestly not a Hog fan and am more than willing to unload this website address to a reasonable payer. This isn't 1999 ... domains don't go for zillions these days, I just want a good home. Proof of proper use and a quality wit is imporant in this transaction. Anti-Hog fans who want to taunt the Pig Nation are more than welcome too.

Email hogs@firejohnpelphrey.com to get a dialogue started.

By the way, if you are John Pelphrey himself, his wife, lawyer, Frank Broyles or one of Frank's cronies (dear crony, can you believe that Frank hired a guy without knowing that he had FireMyNewCoach.com already registered?) ... the price will be a bit higher but I'm happy to turn this over and end this ugly saga before it starts.

And considering the Hogs’ collapse this year, the ugliness is surely moments away.

ATTENTION HOGS FANS!